Day 0
This year Portugal. Eat our weight in seafood, see the old world, visit Rosemary's ancestral homeland. Just a quick hop to Heathrow and then an agonizing long flight from there to Lisbon. We are going with our friends Matt and Sara, their daughter Helene, and nephew Harvest, our au pair for the trip.
The trip started out well. Both Ruby and Rosemary slept almost 6 of the 9 hours to London. One the flight from London to Lisbon I feel this elbow in my side. I look over at Ruby and she's jabbing her thumb toward Ro who is, again, completely sacked. Ruby's eyes say it all: "Can you f-ing believe this lady?!?"
We land. For one of the oldest countries in Europe the airport does not speak to this at all. Its a stark modern building, an abandoned modern-furniture showroom. The place smells faintly of a carpet showroom but is beautiful in its simplicity.
We breeze through customs and baggage claim, and step out into a beautiful 85 degree evening. Thank god for taxi drivers, without our grouchy silent guide, our entire trip would have been spent negotiating the winding 15 mile drive to our apartment.
Even on the taxi ride, Lisbon seems older, less touched by progress than anywhere else I've been. There are certainly lots of modern buildings, but at the same time everything seems older, graffitied up but not polished into a European theme park.
We pull into the square where our apartment is and it looks exactly like the photos on the website. Generally that doesn't happen but things seem promising, and when we go up to the apartment the foreshadowed promise is not lost on the inside. Huge living room. Huge bedrooms, three of them. Nice kitchen. Fold-out couch for the girls.

We dump our stuff and head out to find food. Its been a couple of hours since any of us have eaten and even longer since any of us have eaten something that was not served from either an airport or an airplane. We wander out in search of a burger place that was recommended, not ideal but perfect for the girls. A few blocks later, after winding through streets pleasantly crowded, though nowhere near the intensity of Rome or Paris, we find gourmet hamburgers and decide on liquids on for all but the girls. I'm surprised that the place seems full of Lisbons, and I'm reminded that while we all want to eat the local cuisine, the locals probably want something different than what their mammas made for them. The restaurant is focused on gin drinks and burgers, an odd combo, but it fills a niche I'm sure. After we've whetted ourselves and the girls have mowed down the burgers and fries we head back and are lured to the Bifana stall literally next door to our apartment. 3,5euro gets you a small steak sandwichon a chewy white roll (no cheese, no garnish, just white bread and meat, though a squirt of yellow mustard and a splash of chile oil makes it better) and a beer. I forget about dietary restrictions and shovel down two of each and it is, in the moment, the best thing I'll ever eat in Portugal. I'm reminded of the small Cuban restaurant that used to be down the street from Matt &Sara's apartment in South Beach. A grubby tiled floor strewn with greasy paper napkins, glass sneeze guards, rickety cafe tables and cheap chairs, food cooked any way you like it as long as you like it the way they cook it, and an amazing stream of locals stopping for provisions in between bar stops. In its simplicity the food is perfect, the beer and the sandwich as good a pair as you find in the world. There will certainly be better eats on the trip, but for the overall raw experience, this may be the star.
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